With iPhone X app has integrated your face with a pile of, well, poop. Yes, you control the animated poop emoji. This is a new generation of high tech poop face. What did Apple do? Animated do do controlled by your own face.
Here’s how it works. First, you’ll need a new iPhone X. It’s pronounced iPhone 10. You won’t even be able to get one until November but it’s easy to see why many Apple customers will skip the cool new iPhone 8 and 8 Plus, bypass iPhone 9 (missing in action), and jump straight to iPhone 10.
Messages. Emojis. Animated emojis. That’s right. With iPhone 10 (I’ll keep using ’10’ for awhile so people don’t get caught up in iPhone EX) you’ll be able to animate your emoji with expressions from your face, thanks to Apple’s new Face ID which replaces Touch ID on the latest and greatest iPhone.
iPhone X comes with technology that maps your face much the way Touch ID mapped your fingerprint. Tens of thousands of beams of infrared light are sprayed onto your face. Instantly a camera recognizes those dots, including depth– your face is mapped, stored in the secure enclave of the new A11 Bionic CPU, and now you can use your face to unlock your iPhone and use Apple Pay; easier and faster than using Touch ID and your finger.
Yes, but how will most of us use that nifty new Face ID recognition? Emojis. Rather, animated emojis that tie your facial features in real time to an emoji of your choice.
iPhone X is so powerful that it does animated emoji using your face, records it in real time so you can send it to someone as an animated message complete with your real voice.
Sure, Apple’s new iPhone X comes with all kinds of cool and hot high tech. Multitouch navigation is a bit different, the cameras– both front and back– are improved to an amazing degrees, and there’s wireless charging, too. What will impress everyone is the option to turn their face into a talking pile of poop.
That’s right. The poop emoji is animated and you control the animation with your face and voice. Think about it. All that high tech in a new iPhone and we can’t wait to try out Face ID with messages so we can animate poop emoji.
Yes, humanity is riddled with problems but animated emojis makes the day a little better.
How? Open iOS 11 on a new iPhone X, open Messages, pick an emoji, make a face or just speak your message, save it and send it. How is the world not a better place when you pay $1,000 so you can make a poop face and share it with friends?