One of the benefits of sleeping for days on end is the catching up process. It's much more efficient than living day to day.  more »

I wonder what Jessica Simpson thinks of Chicken Salsa? Is it a Spanish Fowl? Or, a latin inspired dance of a barnyard animal? Remember, she had trouble understanding Chicken of the Sea.  more »

What do Pink and Willie Nelson have in common? Hit songs and controversial themes. What? Pink, yes, but say it ain't so, Willie. Gimme a ballad and throw stink on the pink.  more »

Do people bother you? Do you find youself in a situation where you'd just like to get rid of someone; make them go away? Try people repellent. It works.  more »

I can't be the only one who's noticed that television news is being infiltrated by blonde bombshells (contrasted in flavor by an occasional Asian female). Journalism degree or Clairol?  more »

Pencil and paper, or Mac or PC, Sudoku is the latest rage whose time has come to take more of your time. My question of the day is: 'Do we need to spend time on Sudoku?  more »

If I were a man, I would stalk Susie Suh. If I were gay, I would stalk Susie Suh. For now, I'll just pine and listen and dream. Susie is wonderful.  more »

I've been wanting to do this for about five years. A personal web site. A place where I can log in from anywhere, jot down a few notes, let everyone in the world read my prose and purpose and patter.  more »